Retold: A Fantasy Podcast

We look at the many monsters and beasts of Tolkien's Middle Earth and select who we would think would be the best fighter, the best mode of transportation, and the best pet.
Shoutout to ‪@TurningPages‬ for all of the music in this episode. I LOVE their work.Music by Turning PagesYoutube: / ‪@TurningPages‬ 
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Join me and Scott as we talk about the Hagrid's conversational skills, sleep talking/walking, and awesome movie changes in chapter 20 of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
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Episode Chapters
0:00 Intro and theme
1:35 Jokes
9:30 Quizzitch
15:30 Ch20 Retelling
46:00 Favorite Lines
55:20 Transfigurations
1:10:00 Restricted Section
1:17:00 Outro & Credits

Gandalf vs Dumbledore? Basilisk vs Smaug? Shelob vs Aragog? These matchups and more in our fantasy fight night! Hope you enjoy the first every solo episode of Retold as I nerd out and attempt to deduce who would win in all of these matchups! Did I get any wrong? Do you agree? Let me know what you think in the comments!
*OOTP chapter 20 will come out later this week.
Shoutout to ⁨@TurningPages⁩  for all of the music in this episode. I LOVE their work.Music by Turning PagesYoutube: /  ⁨@TurningPages⁩  
Podcast Patreon: www.patreon.com/retoldpodcast  Podcast Instagram: @theretoldpodcastPodcast Youtube: @theretoldpodcastPodcast Email: theretoldpodcast@gmail.com 
Episode Chapters0:00 Intro3:25 Basilisk vs Smaug7:00 Shelob vs Aragog10:15 Bilbo/Gollum vs Hermionie11:45 Bilbo/Gollum vs the sphinx13:15 Gandalf the Gray vs Dumbledore stats37:55 Gandalf the Gray vs Dumbledore fight51:45 Sauron vs Voldemort

Join me and Scott from the Half Blood Pod as we discuss bully beatdowns, Lee Jordan's commentary, and a surprising order of Merlin 1st class in chapter 19 of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix.
 
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Podcast Patreon: www.patreon.com/retoldpodcast
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Podcast Youtube: @theretoldpodcast
Podcast Email: theretoldpodcast@gmail.com
 
Episode Chapters
0:00 Theme Song
0:42 Intro and this/that
9:40 Quizzitch
18:00 Ch19 Retelling
51:20 Ch19 Favorite lines
58:15 Ch19 Transfigurations
1:01:00 Ch19 Golden Snitches
1:06:00 Restricted Section
1:09:43 Outro and Credits

In this episode, I try to convince Jonathan and Hunter that there are SOME things that the Hobbit movies do really well, so well in fact, that they even do them better than the Lord of The Rings movies. Wish me luck!
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Join me and Anthony as we discuss sad toads, rowdy house elves, wizarding curfew and so much more in chapter eighteen of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
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Episode Chapters
0:00 Theme Song0:42 Intro and jokes9:40 Quizzitch16:00 Retelling Ch1841:50 Favorite Lines48:20 Transfigurations52:00 Golden Snitches1:02:20 Restricted Section1:10:50 Outro

WE LOVE THE MOVIES! That can't be stated strongly enough, but there are some things that we think they may have flubbed. Hey, no adaptation can be perfect. In this episode, Jonathan, Hunter, and I talk about Isildur, Faramir, Treebeard, and more things that were just better in the books.
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Join me and Antonio as we discuss Umbridge's worst sin, magic slides, and Neville throwing hands in chapter seventeen of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
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Episode Chapters
0:00 Announcements1:12 Theme Song1:55 Intro15:36 Quizzitch21:34 Retelling Ch1753:00 Favorite Lines59:55 Transfigurations1:04:30 Golden Snitches1:10:00 Restricted Section1:26:45 Outro

Test your Middle Earth knowledge by joining  me, Jonathan, and Hunter in a game of Middle Earth Jeopardy with questions from the Hobbit, The Lord of the Rings, the Silmarillion, and the whole legendarium. 
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Join me and Jonathan as we talk about everyone hyping up Harry at the Hogshead, proper teacher etiquette, items of a sensitive nature, and so much more in Chapter sixteen of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix 
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Episode Chapters 0:00 Intro0:43 Announcements2:12 Jokes6:30 Quizzitch12:30 Ch16 Retelling40:15 Favorite Lines45:22 Transfigurations48:27 Golden Snitches55:27 Restricted Section57:50 Outro