Retold: A Harry Potter Podcast
Welcome to Retold! A podcast where I retell you my favorite story of all time, Harry Potter. Every week, my guests and I do a chapter by chapter retelling and we discuss our favorite lines, lore, and love for this series. I hope that all fans can listen to this podcast and enhance their enjoyment of the wizarding world just a little more. New episodes every Monday!
Episodes

6 days ago
6 days ago
Join Emily and me in this week's episode of Retold as we discuss how Jesus fits in the wizarding world, helpful youtube videos, and potter ships!
Feel free to message me at theretoldpodcast@gmail.com or on instagram @theretoldpodcast
Emily's instagram: Heart.sicc
Episode Chapters
0:00 Intro
1:22 Theme song
2:01 Introduction to Emily
8:15 Quizzitch
13:03 Retelling of Chapter 13
34:08 Favorite Lines from Chapter 13
35:46 Transfigurations from Chapter 13
39:33 Golden Snitches from Chapter 13
40:50 Retelling of Chapter 14
1:08:15 Favorite Lines from Chapter 14
1:09:54 Transfigurations from Chapter 14
1:12:25 Golden Snitches from Chapter 14
1:14:41 Restricted Section
1:27:06 Goodbye to Emily
1:27:57 Outro

Monday Apr 14, 2025
Monday Apr 14, 2025
In this week's episode of Retold, Ryan, Austin, and I eat some Bertie Botts every flavor beans and we discuss Christmas, strong tea, and how SpongeBob ripped off Harry Potter in chapters 11 and 12 of the Sorcerer's Stone
Feel free to message me at theretoldpodcast@gmail.com or on instagram @theretoldpodcast
Ryan and Austin's info: @pressure.brothers on instagram
Episode Chapters
0:00 Intro
1:29 Theme song
2:10 Introduction to Ryan & Austin
13:26 Quizzitch
26:22 Retelling of Chapter 11
51:20 Favorite Lines from Chapter 11
53:41 Transfigurations from Chapter 11
55:37 Golden Snitches from Chapter 11
57:30 Retelling of Chapter 12
1:30:53 Favorite Lines from Chapter 12
1:34:48 Transfigurations from Chapter 12
1:38:18 Golden Snitches from Chapter 12
1:41:12 Restricted Section
1:47:53 Goodbye to Ryan and Austin
1:50:00 Outro

Monday Apr 07, 2025
Monday Apr 07, 2025
In this week's episode of Retold, Dusk Cerberus and I discuss the oddities of wizard duels, the cruelty of children, and broomstick peculiarities. All this and more await you!
Feel free to message me at theretoldpodcast@gmail.com or on instagram @theretoldpodcast
Check out Dusk Cerberus' Content on
twitch: https://www.twitch.tv/duskcerberus
youtube: @duskcerberus
ko-fi: ko-fi.com/duskcerberus
Episode Chapters
0:00 Intro
3:22 Theme song
4:01 Introduction to Dusk Cerberus
9:12 Quizzitch
12:43 Retelling of Chapter 9
36:00 Favorite Lines from Chapter 9
41:00 Transfigurations from Chapter 9
45:00 Golden Snitches from Chapter 9
47:30 Retelling of Chapter 10
1:11:30 Favorite Lines from Chapter 10
1:13:57 Transfigurations from Chapter 10
1:16:34 Golden Snitches from Chapter 10
1:19:21 Restricted Section
1:24:30 Goodbye to Dusk
1:25:56 Outro

Monday Mar 31, 2025
Monday Mar 31, 2025
In this week's episode of Retold, Katelynn and I discuss food in the UK, Voldemort JR, and I do a remix of the Hogwarts theme song.
Thank you for listening! If you wanna contact me and share your thoughts or answers to Quizzitch just message me at theretoldpodcast@gmail.com or on instagram @theretoldpodcast
Enjoy the show!
Chapters 0:00 Intro1:57 Theme Song2:36 Intro to Katelynn8:42 Quizzitch14:53 Chapter 7 Retelling46:56 Favorite Lines49:52 Transfiguration Section52:46 Golden Snitch Section56:10 Chapter 8 Retelling1:11:02 Favorite Lines1:16:29 Transfiguration Section1:19:51 Golden Snitch Section1:22:10 Restricted Section1:29:25 Goodbye to Katelynn1:32:44 Outro and Credits

Monday Mar 24, 2025
Monday Mar 24, 2025
The second half of my discussion with Jessie where we cover Chapter 6! We duel some more in trivia, talk about anime, and we take the train to Hogwarts!
Chapters
0:00 intro
2:22 Theme Song
3:03 Quizzitch
9:27 Retelling of Chapter 6
35:33 Favorite Lines
38:01 Transfiguration Section
39:30 Golden Snitch Section
41:39 Restricted Section
47:41 Goodbye to Jessie
49:42 Outro

Monday Mar 17, 2025
Monday Mar 17, 2025
Join me and Jessie this week for part 1 of our discussion as we cover chapter 5 of Harry Potter and the sorcerer's stone. In this episode we get into some extra trivia, owl issues, and much more!
Chapters
0:00 Opening
2:55 Theme song
3:41 Introduction to Jessie
10:40 Quizzitch/trivia
17:00 Chapter five retelling
50:20 favorite lines
53:30 Transfiguration section
55:22 Golden Snitch Section
58:43 Outro

Monday Mar 10, 2025
Monday Mar 10, 2025
Join us this week as my friend Jonathan and I discuss chapters 3 and 4 of The Sorcerer's Stone. We talk about Vernon's decent into madness, Hagrid's duality, and so much more!
0:00 Intro
1:31 Theme song
2:11 Discussion start and introduction to Jonathan
10:18 Quizzitch/trivia
15:54 Chapter three retelling
44:33 Favorite Lines of chapter three
47:22 Transfiguration for chapter three
49:16 Golden Snitches for chapter three
50:12 Chapter four retelling
1:09:05 Favorite Lines from chapter four
1:13:49 Transfiguration for chapter four
1:15:12 Golden Snitches for chapter four
1:18:47 Restricted Section
1:22:22 Goodbye to Jonathan
1:25:49 Outro and Credits

Monday Mar 03, 2025
Monday Mar 03, 2025
Welcome to the very first full-length episode of Retold! This week our guest host is Emily. Join us as we cover chapters one and two of the Sorcerer's Stone! So excited for you to finally hear the first episode! Let me know what you think or if you have any questions by sending an email to theretoldpodcast@gmail.com or by following me on instagram @theretoldpodcast
Show notes
0:00 intro
3:28 theme song
4:08 discussion start and introduction to Emily
12:17 trivia/quizzitch
17:49 chapter one discussion
43:30 favorite lines of chapter one
46:53 transfiguration for chapter one
49:20 golden snitches for chapter one
51:20 chapter 2 discussion
1:14:45 favorite lines from chapter 2
1:16:34 transfiguration chapter 2
1:17:49 golden snitches chapter 2
1:19:00 restricted section
1:26:50 goodbye to Emily
1:29:00 outro and credits

Monday Feb 24, 2025